28th
Boner Soda
I was watching James Bond movies on SpikeTV (fresh programing guys) and I saw an advertisement for a product that my girlfriend seems to think that I need. I suppose the boner pill company Extenze has a penis enlargement beverage. I am not quite sure if it is for your erection or for overall penis size.
The part that I don’t think was discussed in the marketing meeting was when a customer is going to drink this product. Extenze (Penis Nectar) doesn’t look like it is going to be able to assimilate with my sack lunch (GET IT?!). Everybody is more or less famiiar with Extenze commercials, I think it is safe so assume that drinking this in public is out of the question.
The part that gets me is this is a drink that makes your peepee grow bigger. Someone is willing to drink something marketed to make my dick larger and at the same time there is a Sugar Free option because I have to watch those sort of things.
